Someone please make a Judge Judy spin-off where she just reads Urban Dictionary definitions into the camera for half an hour.

Get ready to retire the term “sober as a judge,” because we’re about to explode your notion of America’s legal system as staid and dignified.

Urban dictionary also defines justice as “a hot white boy, with abs!”

The crowd-sourced dictionary of “urban”* language, that font to which we all repair when seeking the definitive definition of “badonkadonk,”** the Urban Dictionary, has been sworn in in a court of law.

Slang has always been a challenge for the courts in cases that involve vulgar or insulting language. Conventional dictionaries lag the spoken word by design. That has lawyers and judges turning to a more fluid source of definitions: Urban Dictionary, a crowdsourced collection of slang words on the Internet.

Since conventional dictionaries don’t always include the latest in slang terminology, lawyers and judges are looking to define language in court cases by turning to Urban Dictionary.

[UFC fighter Nate Diaz]’s manager Mike Kogan directed offended parties to the slang terminology website Urban Dictionary to justify the slur.