In one of the excerpted missives, Weiner brags of his “ridiculous bulge.” (We’ll dutifully add that to our list of genitalia euphemisms.) In another, he told her, “You will surely make noise when I take you (censored). I will tell you (censored).” In Weiner’s defense, the redacted message could actually have been quite innocent.

You will surely make noise when I take you seriously. I will tell you, “Thanks.”

You will surely make noise when I take you to Yankee Stadium. I will tell you, “Go Yanks!”

You will surely make noise when I take you up on that offer to play Words With Friends. I will tell you “weirdlier” isn’t a word.