BEHAR: Do you know what snorkeling is?

MOORE: I’ve never heard. I think it’s something you do in the Caribbean when you go on vacation.

BEHAR: I don’t think this particular type has anything to do with seeing the coral reef. I think it has some other meaning that people look — have to look up in the urban dictionary and then we’ll find out what it is.

MOORE: Yes. Have you looked it up?

BEHAR: Someone did. Someone did in the staff.

MOORE: But not you?

BEHAR: No, I have virgin ears.

Stacie Muhlbeier claims County Attorney Dennis Paxinos sexually harassed her throughout her 9 years of employment in the county attorney’s office.

(In this exchange) Paxinos apparently quotes a golden child definition from the Urban Dictionary.

We can’t guarantee that you’ll ever use (or hear) many of these travel terms from Urban Dictionary, but we can guarantee that this list is a lot funnier than the real dictionary’s 12 funniest travel entries. (Sample Merriam-Webster definition for tourist: “One that makes a tour for pleasure or culture.” See? It’s really missing a punch line.)

Apparently, [chooching] means to masturbate while crying. Am I like the last person in the world to have learned this? And, if so, why? Because I’m familiar as hell with the act, I just had no idea they had given a name to it. Anyway, for your files.